David Schermer

These are my words. Not that I coined them or anything.

David Schermer

These are my words. Not that I coined them or anything.

Cappello's

Quaker State

Experis

American Egg Board

Caesars

Appearances in The Onion & Clickhole

The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest

Kellogg's

Great Grain Free Fair

Allstate

Ricola

Kmart

TomCat

XFINITY/The Weather Channel

Fuze

The Simpsons Movie

Lending Tree

The Leo Shop

Books I Wrote at Leo Burnett

Jack In The Box

Beef Council

Progressive Insurance

Bumble

ComEd

Travelocity

Stuff That Never Ran